this makes my heart melt ajdslkfdjslkfds
thisgracelessheart: I’M FUCKING SCREAMING MY COPY OF THE DARK KNIGHT RISES CAME IN THE FUCKGIDNSG MAIL TOdAY ADfjsklfaafdsklsfjsofkjdfjdsjfxnd SH IT WILL BE OkAY
amber what are your anons
thisgracelessheart: I don’t think I’ve ever been this depressed… I just… I don’t know. I don’t have anyone to talk to. I can’t make anyone understand. I feel like dying. I’m so done with everything. I give up. whats wrong???? ):
how fangirls communicate
Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA
Fan 2: I know. I know.
cosmo tip #185
iamhemsworthy: foxglovesandaconite: plaguemetoanend: when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice #if you’re feeling especially kinky try doing it in bane’s your orgasm must be more severe
english teacher: never kill off your main character it shows poor writing skills
shakespeare: excuse you
Steven Moffatt: excuse you
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: excuse you
Emily Brontë: excuse you
J.K.Rowling: excuse you
John Steinbeck: excuse you
Me: excuse you
George R R Martin: ha ha ha, sweet summer child.
acutelesbian: You never really know someone until you see how they react when their chips get stuck in the vending machine.
kiss-my-fists: soujisexual: if you watch a pregnancy backwards its about a she monster that absorbs a child through her vagina and keeps it in her uterus for nine months absorbing its nutrients and then a man puts his penis in her and sucks up the remains it’s time to stop thinking.
Noah was the ultimate shipper.
thatu: He actually built a ship and coupled every single living creature there was so they could become canon in a whole new universe. We owe everything to Noah.
prustens: does anyone have like a default obsession like your mind switches through these current obsessions and once the hype kind of dies down, there’s always this one fandom that it switches back to when there’s nothing else new and it’s like always there without fail
Reblog if you secretly work for S.H.I.E.L.D.
bellinitini: cjs-21: no you dont understand i actually do ranking officer in venice mofo
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
whatwouldalidinodo: firstclassfanfic: Remember these things when you’re sad: Jeremy Renner got a boner on a plane Samuel L. Jackson impersonated Nicki Minaj Tom Hiddleston loves the song “Hips Don’t Lie” Scarlett Johansson’s catsuit were like sweaty pajamas Chris Hemsworth’s daughter was once mistaken for a hot dog when he held her in one hand Robert Downey Jr. is really Tony Stark...
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
what i accomplished this summer:
anagapesis (n) no longer feeling any affection for someone you once loved what the fuck is wrong with you lately???